(via behind-cold-eyes)
let's call it "life".
(via behind-cold-eyes)
(via airows)
"At the farmer’s market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cellphone
Says it’s my dad
—MAAN, this ain’t my dad
This is a cellphone
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
What, you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of your system
My dad’s not a phone, —DUH!"
The Lonely Island